![]() ![]() And Valerie the Librarian learned about him in Library School. The Book-Worm is a literal worm that eats books.Doom calling Moondragon Baldy-Locks, his Star Jaws literally trying to eat the Earth, and the plan being foiled when Moondragon mentally creates a second Earth that's actually full of TNT, with its success being contingent on Doom having to be confused over which Earth is which and choosing to eat the fake Earth first. The entire Star Jaws issue, which combines Star Wars and Jaws into a 36-page hilarious epic.The Evil Knockoff of Spider-Man, Web-Man, has even worse jokes than Spidey, and because he's the opposite of Spider-Man, he's as dumb as a post since Peter is a genius.Spidey's plan to defeat the Sitter, an evil babysitter, is to.dress up as a baby. ![]() Valerie gets her chance to be Spider-Woman when Spider-Man's costume falls right next to her with a "PLOP!".did the math and calculated he'd end up with 0 dollars by the end of it after having spent at least 934 million dollars. The Schemer's plan in "The Grand Garbage Can" is to fill the entire Grand Canyon with trash and replace the view with giant picture postcards so he can buy the land for cheap.Mad Scientist: This will make Paul do anything I say! He'll even wash my socks! "The Beastly Banana" has that monster, Mad Scientist, attempt to hypnotize Paul the gorilla with a mind-control banana.Then the Electric Company spreads out to pull every plug they see, and Easy ends up saving the day, not with a normal plug, but with the fuse box. Cue Easy Reader not knowing what "Pull plug" means, and after it's explained he has no idea how to pull a plug. Spidey figures out that to stop Doom's machine, someone inside the building has to pull the plug on it.The same story opens with Spider-Man in a traffic jam, with the sound effects going "HONK! HONK!" to represent the cars and taxis making noise.except that the sound effect is positioned right next to Spidey's butt.Doom kidnapping the UN delegates with what looks like a red disco ball that shoots lasers that don't actually hurt people. The entirety of Spidey Super Stories is good for (mostly unintentional) laughs, but if we had to choose.
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